Sonntag, 8. Mai 2011

El classico : Is Shakira responsible for Madrid's defeat ! :P

To start with ,I  sincerely hope  there are no El classico for sometime atleast ..El Classico is like an rajinikanth movie ..You cant release four of his  films in a row !! The End result ,The classico loses its charm !!! Lets move onto the point of why Real really   lost to the supremos  Barrrrrrcelona!!

When asked the reason for the defeat Jose mourinho  said .. " Sometiimes I feel disgusted about this footbal world of ours. It is very much clear that the second goal  messi   broke all rules of Football handbook  and yet the referee did not even care to give him a card!! That was a clear foul ! Its there for the whole world to see .We are being cheated . Its the contacts they have UEFA . huh! Look at the statistics , My players  have won Barcelona in all the matches in Pro evolution soccer 2010 because of my tactics ... ( Whose the man now haaan ..? Whose the man now baby )

Barcelona  has  used some cheap tactics against us . Its SHAKIRA  who also is a main reason why we lost . All my players were so Jealous of Pique  And a reporter questioned ..Who do you think is the best  messi or Donaldo ?

Its Donaldo and he is way  ahead of messi. Man come  on,    he is manly , handsome , has got this six packs  and for most importantly he has got these beautiful   dimples :) :P

Moving on to the dimple Honcho !

Donaldo claimed Barcelona used Shakira as a distraction created by barcelona to beat Real Madrid(The name they  are making sure that there are not  duplicate madrid !! ) .  If Shakira  has not been going around with Pique she wouldnt have agreed to such a disgraceful act   (analogy to comment of Donaldo to mascherno ) I am always better I am an  Armani Model , a  hunk and a  guy who does a portfolio photoshoot even while playing a serious game (the way he poses before taking freekick)! You can see the conspiracy  against us ! Its a shame what barcelona has done to Madrid !

Iker (Thinking to use F insteadd of I in iker ) Jassillas  has added another important point to the table , It was the ball boy in the line who was responsible for the loss the ball boy refused to throw the ball soon and thats why we lost , he added . He said  Sergio Vamos was given Yellow as he only tried to tickle Messi since the game was going all serious . He was sincerely  trying to be funny !! :P Kaka   didnt get an oppurtunity to speak  ,Sad it was the very much similar to his condition in the field !!

 "Vada"bayor  was the only cool one !!My coach told me that we fight for victory I did the exact same thing and still the refree blew the whistle ,he yelled !!!

Real excelled in all levels of game which comprises of dancing , tickling , posing (donaldo ) .. Its that if I could escape an Yellow card its Luck and if the opponent is not given a card its a conspiracy  , Carvalho added.

After a fiery presss conference

WHile the players arrived at the airport for departure  in Barcelona they were Welcomed by a poster saying , " GO HOME GIRLS ! ITS TIME FOR TWILIGHT MOVIE !! "


BARCA 4ever!!!! :)